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Santa Demotivational Poster


RED RYDER AR 15 - Thank yooouuuu SANTA!


TAGS: ar15 santa
Rating: 4.7/5

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orcomorco - September 18, 2013, 10:40 pm
What a ripoff santa...huge amount of matience there. Get a Kel-Tec RFB or AK74
GaryO - November 28, 2012, 8:00 pm
It’s an Official-Red-Ryder Carbine-Action-Two-Hundred-Shot-Range-Model-Daisy-lever-action-with-a-saddle ring-and-leather-thong-on-the-receiver-and-compass-and-sundial-in-the-stock….You’ll blow your head off kid.
Airman - November 28, 2012, 6:53 pm
yes they do.. we have a couple
maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:54 pm
Do They Make B B Guns Like That Now ?
MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:35 am
Don't know why...but Mord comes to mind with that one teehee. Hope you didn't lose an eye creating this. Nice....


SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone


TAGS: redneck santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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culos - December 8, 2010, 2:10 am
Sorry RL you do not have the power to retire me!
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

this is the third time in as many days this photo has been used....howz about we retire it.


LETTER TO SANTA -


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
HA! bad ass!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... damn!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am
lol
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Love it 5 naughty marks!


HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?




STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!




25TH DECEMBER - What would you look like after bringing gifts to more than 350 million kids all over the world??




THE GREAT RECESSION - it's hitting EVERYONE




CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."




JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One


TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


CHRISTMAS IS OVER -


TAGS: santa clause christmas
Rating: 4.4/5

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greentea - December 26, 2012, 5:54 pm
Amen to that!


COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.




THE FLOAT IS READY - Let the Christmas parade begin


TAGS: redneck santa float
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 12:56 am
EPIC! I should make one!


EPIPHANY - Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.




HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L


RUM AND COCA COLA - NEVER trust your co-workers


TAGS: rum coca santa
Rating: 2.3/5

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thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:46 am
What can I say? I like shiny stuff, anime, and kittens. I'm this many! *holds up 4 fingers*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:44 am
Shiny things...They're like Moderator Kryptonite.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:40 am
Why jk? It's true...:P ...Ooh, my nickel! That's where it got to...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:39 am
easily amused.....just like a woman.....JK
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:35 am
See? But it amused me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:34 am
Pic WAYYYYYYY over used.


DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


I SAID... - no peeking!


TAGS: santa xmas judo
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motinet

KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:36 pm
The same question, why a Blue Santa? Lolwhut? O.o
ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:12 pm
Nice pixels.
motinet - December 26, 2011, 7:09 pm

Judo tradition, so the refs can tell the competitors apart easily.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:38 am
Why A Blue Santa ?


I PUT OUT - For Santa ,,,


TAGS: i put out for santa
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:43 pm

drop this into the moti-twist site as well budog


SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




PRESENTS - One round at a time...


TAGS: santa iraq kurisumasu yeehaa
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:57 pm
They shocked Santa's balls!


SANTA -




WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place




BE NAUGHTY - Save Santa Clause a trip


TAGS: save santa trip be naughty
Rating: 3.91/5

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justme - December 4, 2011, 11:29 am
whohoe he has to come 2 times here XD tomorrow sinterklaas and 25 december santa claus, 2 times pressents XD


Unexplainable -


TAGS: santa darth maul jedi deer
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by neko

CRaSH... - July 15, 2009, 3:19 pm
or... Darth Maul is just really into Christmas. Or Sith-mas, as it were.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:31 am
Before their attempt to take over the galaxy, the Sith were content to start smaller, and take over the north pole.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:44 am
Yes it can. But not by me.


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


SANTA'S OFFICE PARTY - The elves found the magic dust!




DRUNK SANTA -




ELF EMILY - Keeping Santa snuggly warm on his Xmas Eve deliveries.




QUESTION ? - What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa ? Santa stopped at 3 Ho's.




I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!




THE WISH LIST - Better not pout, better not cry.




YOU BETTER WATCH OUT -


TAGS: santa day challenge iceman
Rating: 4.7/5

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Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:30 am
LOL
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2010, 7:14 am
Hilarious, Tis the Season!


MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!


TAGS: x mas santa sad burn fire christ merry
Rating: 4.16/5

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CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:08 pm
because it was hollow it probably burn in like 10 minutes
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm
I saw like zero fire trucks and zero streams of water to put out the fire. 5 b/c it's hilarious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Wow! The tour started out a bit slow, but what a finish! 5Ls
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:51 am

Guess it is a good thing I am Jewish.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Yep, Merry [email protected] Christmas
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:46 am

santa is dead?


SANTA ? -


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 3.39/5

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Mr. Nemo - December 24, 2009, 2:17 pm
Water is wet, sky is blue, and old Satan Clause? He's out there.


SANTA - Telling him is not the same thing as calling Child Protective Services


TAGS: batman robin santa
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - December 24, 2010, 5:37 pm

ironic that this showed up on a random search


CHRISTMAS IS DELAYED - Santa got tied up in traffic ... air traffic




REALITY -




SNOW IN THE WEATHER -




WANTED -


TAGS: santa s been naughty crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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Feasibly - December 26, 2010, 12:47 pm
5tellar work as u$ual, Cranky!
rerun - December 26, 2010, 9:12 am

good morning everybody, seems I left some bread out & it got stale. I got rid of it, was starting to stink the place up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 26, 2010, 2:53 am
-Well,someone isn't having a great Christmas.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:40 am
with your vast amount of top quality posters, I guess your opinion is valid.


FINALLY - Santa gave me something I actually wanted for once


TAGS: naughty present santa
Rating: 4.8/5

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guyfox - June 18, 2011, 6:20 pm
nice......
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Instead of a stocking, I used to hang up pantyhose hoping Halle Berry would be there. No luck. Now maybe I'll try for Selena Gomez.
guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:21 am
you haven't been naughty enough
Kspace - December 22, 2010, 8:58 am
MMMMMyesss...I would stuff her stockings!


CHRISTMAS TIME -


TAGS: big fat guy santa claus pzy
Rating: 4.45/5

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GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:15 pm
LMAO
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 5:19 pm

lolz...so true.


THE NAUGHTY LIST - Guess sitting on Santa's lap is definitely out of the question...




JOLLY OLD ELF -




I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want




SCREW IT..... - ...Ill buy my own gifts..




NO NO NO!!! - I said, "Summon SATAN'S minions!




MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




NAKED SANTA - What's REALLY creepy about this is that he knows when you are sleeping!


TAGS: santa
Rating: 3.26/5

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R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
Hey! Those were from my "Glamour Shots" photo shoot! I knew I shouldn't have trusted that Photographer!


JUMP IN BED, COVER UP YOUR HEAD - 'Cause Santa Claus Comes tonight. . .




PROZAC - THE ONE THING SANTA DIDN'T ASK FOR, FOR CHRISTMAS -




LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


BARBARIAN KLAUSE - "Santa's finally had enough of ponies, dollies and peace on earth. One more /b/tard request and i'm breaking off my titanium tipped boot off someones skull"




SANTA CLAUS - Just Isn't The One He Used To Be


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 2.52/5

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HE SPOKE NOT A WORD -


TAGS: santa christmas twas evil scary
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:16 am
Very Sho, and LA like. In other words, profoundly sinister. Great stuff, msf. It appears you may just very well be the missing link to the circle of creepiness. Keep it coming. Cheers
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:23 am
Suddenly it seems like muhaha should replace hohoho teehee
Greeny - December 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
Captures the spirit
Sho - December 19, 2012, 10:13 pm
Love it. 5L and fav'd
msf - December 19, 2012, 8:51 pm
Thanks kindly
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:47 pm

WOW, this is wonderfully dark. I love it.


Bad Santa -




SANTA - He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.....




SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard


TAGS: greybeard santa claus
Rating: 4.82/5

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TheOne - December 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
I would but I don't want your "happiness" to touch me.
guyfox - December 28, 2010, 12:06 am
come a little closer so I can slap you
TheOne - December 27, 2010, 10:53 pm
Heh how much of a motifaker when you get hor- my mistake happy about your posters.
guyfox - December 21, 2010, 1:59 am
boo-yah...........third poster to get in top 5, I feel so hor- I mean happy
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm
Huh?
rerun - December 19, 2010, 5:50 pm

lets end this discussion before anybody gets upset.
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
a greybeard is a creation of God and could not have existed until created
TheOne - December 19, 2010, 5:34 pm
I believe the very first greybeard is know as "God"
NoBodyZ - December 19, 2010, 4:09 pm
nice
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 4:03 pm
go santa 5L


THE PROSECUTION RESTS -




I WANT AN IPAD AN IPHONE AN IMAC -


TAGS: dear santa caveman
Rating: 4.58/5

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caveman - December 23, 2011, 7:12 pm
More true than you know


PERSUASION -




FUNNY -




RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER - Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, Then it was too late.


TAGS: rudolph cancelled christmas santa dead
Rating: 4.16/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:58 pm
See, this is what happens when you mix things up and write a Christmas letter to Satan.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:33 pm
ROFLMAO! This is hilarious! I particularly liked what you did with the song.


OLD SAINT NICK - I'm getting too old for this shit!




DEAR BABY JESUS - why is mister Santa keeping me in his basement yet another year?


TAGS: christmas santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
evil and sick..... I love it!


XMAS TIME - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache




EASTER BUNNY - Why there's no Santa.


TAGS: holiday easter bunny santa
Rating: 2.03/5
Guest091 - September 24, 2009, 9:40 am
But he would probably have to face the lengendary beast of AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH afterwards...
LogicDude - September 20, 2008, 10:22 pm
If only Santa had the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...


The Santa Clause -


TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...


CHRISTMAS BREAK -




PAYBACK'S A BITCH - I knew that somewhere, somehow, someday, she would regret it.


TAGS: no santa no god
Rating: 4.2/5

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COOTIES -




CHRISTMAS GIFTS - Gonorreah - The gift that keeps on giving




JESUS AND SANTA -


TAGS: jesus santa xmas
Rating: 3.57/5

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IntNox - July 24, 2010, 10:57 am
amen. plagiarism Jesus or Santa
Carson McDonald - October 21, 2009, 8:27 am
Actually the real Santa is up in the Arctic Circle near(or in I can't remember) Finland
omnia - October 1, 2009, 4:25 pm
wait: jesus had white hair? and yet we depict him with brown hair.


OBVIOUSLY - He’s climbin’ in your WINDOWS, He’s snatchin’ your people up, So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband!


TAGS: antoine dodson christmas santa clause
Rating: 3.36/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 11:57 am

well i loved it...5L...but if they haven't seen the youtube vid.....


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas




PUBLIC RELATIONS -


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE - What does a huge inflatable Santa, the Hulk, a skeletal Homer and Elmo have in common?


TAGS: christmas riddle inflatable santa hulk homer elmo
Rating: 2.92/5

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xxCrimsonVoidxx - December 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
The hulk is about to jump down and wreck them all?
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 12:20 pm
They were all on the Guest List at the last State Dinner, but didn't get in?
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2009, 12:02 pm
they're all in my neighbors front yard? 5 Clark Griswolds


FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL NASTY NICK - He'll tell you all about his toys, his big bag, and his 'North Pole'.


TAGS: santa claus telephone doris phone sex
Rating: 2.8/5

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Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
aw shucks, thanks AG and rerun. I'm going to try and be on more often. This site is much more pleasant now that politifakes are gone.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't think it would've worked well for shelter... he'd cut a couple holes in it already.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:31 pm

that is harsh man, you do know that hobo's rely on cardboard this time of year for shelter....just where is your Christmas Spirit?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:28 pm
And it was his life-size aeon flux cardboard cutout that I stole... not a teddybear.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:22 pm
It seemed to be a fly-by a-hole timmy comment. Someone just trying to be a prick, and move on. Wasn't personal, wasn't any apparent attempt at funny... unless "nasty nick" was this loser's nickname. In which case, we've banned a future used car salesman,
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:20 pm

you would have thought we stole his teddy bear
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
A good timmy is fun to lead around and beat up. This was just a moron kid. Or, another incarnation of xopster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:08 pm

agreed.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:06 pm
It was stupid AND attack-ish. Amateur at best. Those types tend to get under my skin faster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:03 pm

I am not sure even why sissymary comment pissed me off so much.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:59 pm
sissymary was the hate-crime offender!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:57 pm

Sure, blame the Jewish guy on Christmas.....I see how it's gonna be here
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
I blame it on rerun's reaction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Always the hap-happiest season of all!
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Why d'ya think this poster is attracting so much hate...? :( LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:54 pm
And Random.....quit lurking....you're creeping me out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Fuck love.....Fuck Christmas.......I hate you all.......lol.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:51 pm

feel the love out there tonight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
I sent you a message.......You filthy beaner.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Guilty as charged.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:48 pm
I always suspect something is up.....you dirty Mexican.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:46 pm
If I was inconsistent, you'd suspect something was up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
It just hasn't gone well....thanks for laughing at my pain Aggy.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
chick... you were far more patient then I would've been... although, I might've toyed with the prey for awhile, were it directed at me.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm

what happened Mooooo+, CM and Nasty Nick get to you?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
[email protected]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:31 pm
Worst Christmas EVER!.....I'm gonna cry now.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:13 pm
I don't particularly care about thunder. ;) C untrarymary just got on my nerves.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
Not trying to steal your thunder, chick... sorry.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
No help needed... I decided that contmary was a male, and disposed of his xmas spirit.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:02 pm
Er, mary, not Porcelina. :P
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:01 pm
I was trying to help her, too. :( Bummer, babe.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:49 pm
Tough shoes to fill for anyone... and far too pretty.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:48 pm

I wish Porcelina was around more often...I miss what she brings to the table.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:47 pm
Porcelina has always been about the kind treatment of noobs and timmys.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:44 pm

harassing anybody on Christmas day should be a crime. Porcelina made me issue an apology, I hope CM knows just how sincere I am....really.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:39 pm
Plenty more where that came from... I always keep a spare few in reserve... just for timmys. Besides... harassing YOU on Christmas Day? Unacceptable.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:38 pm

what a waste of good mistletoe
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:37 pm
And on that note, sissymary... I've placed a mistletoe over motifake and your a$$... kiss them both goodbye!!!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:23 pm

Porcelina - as usual you re correct. CM, please accepy my heartg=felt, sincere apoligies for my harsh comment about your being a complete idiot who has no sense of humor and would probably have been better off on the cartoon network
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not a smart opening line, contrarymary. If you're not here for humor, might I suggest politifake.org?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 7:08 pm
rerun, you better take him seriously, he incorporated THREE exclamation point, and a "~" (whatever that is)
rerun - December 25, 2009, 11:42 am

wow CM, so sorry somebody here "stole" this widly available image from the internet. I am sure that now this has been brought to our attention, Motifake will cease to exist...your X-Mas present to the world.....Oh, get a life.
contrarymary - December 25, 2009, 11:32 am
Please remove my picture that you stole from me!!!~ JACKASS!!!!
Porcelina - December 1, 2008, 2:25 pm
lmao. This would have been great with just ''For a good time, call nasty nick'' ahahahaa
Cubbybear - December 1, 2008, 10:42 am
Zat you, Santa Claus?
Suh-weet - December 1, 2008, 10:05 am
ROFL! Well done, Sir. Well done. 5 lions =]


I AM...SANTA - Have a donut. Not the one with sprikles, That's mine...


TAGS: bat santa
Rating: 2.63/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 12:01 pm
HA!
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 7:44 pm
LOL


THE KRAMPUS - And you thought Michael Jackson was scary.




ASIAN SANTA - She brings the BEST gifts... ...but can't remember where you live




CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.




THE RECESSION - Its hit them too


TAGS: santa economy
Rating: 2.4/5

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Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:16 pm
Agro! Not Argo! That's another story.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm
Argo-Santa and Rudolph the Red-eyed-reindeer! The Xmas spirit seems to be evaporating


OUTSOURCING - Is nothing sacred???




CHRISTMAS - MAKING MONEY SUCK -




AND THAT KIDS - is how santa claus makes it around the world in one night




SANTA CLAUS - god for kids


TAGS: santa god atheist atheism jesus chrismas religion
Rating: 1.5/5

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Kii - April 15, 2009, 6:08 pm
SANTAAAAAAA! ^_____^


POLAR VORTEX -


TAGS: santa odin arctic blackice audi
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 6:49 pm

I love this!~


meanwhile at the north pole -


TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas


SANDY CLAWS - ...not what you were expecting?




LATEX -


TAGS: bad santa you re so naughty
Rating: 4.82/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 1:00 pm
nasty ! 5L


I AIN'T HERE -


TAGS: gahan wilson rocks santa iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:44 am
By the looks of it they have a lot of drinkin to do...


SANTA - He Has An Answer For Everything


TAGS: santa
Rating: 4.29/5

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gggg - January 8, 2010, 8:29 am
So Rasuk resends this as a tunnel and it gets approved yeah this place just fucking great now
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 7:55 pm
Any time Bro.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 7:54 pm

Thanks for everything, really mean it. I am quite impressed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 7:51 pm
Looking good Rerun.....looking good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
I recommend Whiskey....and lots of it......good luck, and Godspeed.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 7:25 pm

not yet....working on it. You are my motivation
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
*are......I have an excuse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
*Would....ate you drunk rerun?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 7:19 pm
's*....even.
rerun - December 24, 2009, 7:08 pm

mom
rerun - December 24, 2009, 7:08 pm

If I were Santa, I wouold have to see Billy mon before I commit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:54 pm
You've really stepped up the funny since politifakes were banned Retrochop.......I have to assume that politifake.com is swamped with Retro-CRAP.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
Lookin' good there, Retro. 5Ls. Merry Christmas.


MISUNDERSTANDING - Santa arrested for yelling ho, ho, ho at a MILF and her children in the mall




ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS -




NAUGHTY OR NICE? - Let's keep the "x" in Xmas!




DETOURS -


TAGS: santa claus assignment hey tiger what are you doing here
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:38 am
Only when she's hunting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
Spacedog's momma wears army boots.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Moo+: Somebody told me that Montreal was where I could find happy time before I made this.
BoneCD - December 23, 2009, 1:18 am
He must have learned that little trick from Hanukkah Harry


BRIBERY -


TAGS: santa day mom knew how the system worked
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2009, 11:37 pm
Yay Santa!


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